One of my fondest memories is when two of my best friends and I would pile into the car of the one who is female, and head to Baskin Robens, to get shakes while I pretended not to notice when they got all lovey dovey. Partly thanks to their not wanting to be too affectionate in public, and partly so I could retain my sanity while being single. I don't know what was more fun, the atmosphere of the Olympia Baskin Robins, the great shake, the diffrent flavors, or the really attractive waitress, who the fantasies I have about her, belong in penthouce and would make a perfect excuse to make me Joe Q Sexofender.
Now upon my journey to a Santa Fe Baskin Robins, I learned one thing (you can never go home again) and confirmed an old lesson (that Santa Fe sucks!). What made it horrible? You would ask that, and I guess I have to answer that you gormless wankers. Well maybe it had something to do with the other customers being a collection of slack jawed lunatics, the waitresses that made my genitalia retract into my torso, the ice cream being only like four generic flavors, or the baby that shat his pants right behind me, I don't know, and I don't care to.
Well, I wasn't going to let the combo of irritating people, lack of good choice of ice cream, and the floor that I hope was sticky becuse of spilled ice cream instead of a secretion from the orifice of some being that is human in form only, stop me from enjoying my sugary treat. So I went to the counter, and ordered a simple large shake and what I got was a miasma of fail. It was a disgusting little thing that would put the Olympian Baskin Robins to shame. Half the size with a quarter of the taste. I then had to listen as the stupid cow behind the counter called her boyfriend and the 17 year old wight girl went into full Ebonics for the task.
Final tally
food- 0 out of ten, how can people screw ice cream up? It doesn't seem right!
waitstaff- 0 out of ten, this is where Jeffery Dahlmer must have gotten his desert right before he went about his unfortunate business.
other customers- 0 out of ten, *strokes a knife*
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