gnomish vengence one

As someone who belongs to a few internet forums, I have received many e-mails from posters that I have angered. Some express their points well, and cause me to rethink my stance, or at least makes me respect them, even if we disagree. These people are few and far between. The much more common e-mail is one that makes me yell at my computer for three bloody hours, or until instead of great Gnomish Vengeance pouring out of my mouth, all that comes out is blood and hoarse whispers. Now we are all going to take a journey, threw e-mails I have received, and we will they fail at garnering any respect for the sender. Why I am I doing this? So if by some freak chance, a moron is reading this, and sees an e-mail I have received that looks similar to one he or she is writing, then they correct the error, by removing themselves from the gene pool.

Exhibit one, the racist arse

"I simply do not give a s#@#. You are still a White traitor and a Marxist asshole. Deal with it, f#@$#@#"

That is the e-mail in its entirety, why does it fail? Well, this fine specimen of inferior breading is not only afraid of people whos only physical difference is a skin color, he also fails to hold back vulgarities. I, and anyone with half a brain, can make fun of someone using family friendly language. It is just not as much fun.

Exhibit two, lame attacks on user names

"LESSER GNOME=LOSER gMONE"

This specimen of uselessness, finds it funny to change a few letters to respond to four paragraphs of a response that I sent to a post of his where he inferred that as I am an atheist and a liberal, that I am antiamarican. Ya, if that is all you got, just send nothing, as it just confirmed my win over his pathetic logic.

Exhibit three, blatant paranoia

"Stop the King obama's Nationalizing the Banks Act and Nationalizing HealtcCare Acts and other ACTS, that ENSLAVES us just like King George's Act against the Colonist before the Revolutionary War!!!!

Government for the People, not people ENSLAVED to the Govt!!!

LET US BUILD A BERLIN WALL, SURROUND THE obama supporters who seek SOCIALISM, AND PREVENT THEM FROM ESCAPING INTO THE FREE SOCIETY OF CONSERVATIVES.

BUILD A WALL"

First of all, none of the acts that he is talking about actually exist. Secondly, King George taxed without representation of the taxed, last I checked we elected Obama, and Congress, that is our representation in the government.

Then you have the foolish thought that the government is enslaving its people. Ya, that's right, it is enslavement for you to treat others with respect, and to have your child in a car seat.

Then, not only does he refuse to capitalize the presidents name, he supports building a wall that is based off of a wall that Communists built to keep Western influences out of their half of the city, to stop the spread of "socialism", something that few people in this nation even support. Anyone else see the irony. Oh and neoconservativeism is anything but free.

That concludes our journey, as I need to go punch a wall now.